Worlds smallest violin ™ 1.2.1

When dealing with someone who incessantly complains, it can be quite tiresome. Luckily, there is a solution: enter the world's smallest violin. This unique instrument provides a musical backdrop that beautifully accentuates their irksome whining.

With each sweep of your finger across the strings, you can create a rhythm that perfectly complements their whiny tune. As you engage in this whimsical act, you'll witness your friends gradually comprehend the sheer sadness and triviality of their tales. And if that isn't enough, we've got a treat for you - a collection of profound quotes from brilliant individuals, created especially for you as you play your dainty violin.

This product lives up to its promise without fail, delivering exactly what it claims. It's a one-time purchase that will undoubtedly serve you throughout the somber moments of your life (or until your companions come to the realization that their complaints are unwarranted).